15 Shocking Things People Have Had S3x With!

The guy in ‘American Pie’ isn’t even remotely weird compared to these guys!  From an ATM machine to a picnic table, here are 15 of the weirdest things people have had sex with.

A man in Ohio was arrested for trying to bang a pool floatation device in public—five different times. What’s more, it was the same floatation device every time. Talk about thirsty.

A man was arrested for having sex with an ATM machine in Tennessee. Cha-ching?

A man was arrested for having sex with a street sign. They also found two years worth of footage of this man making love to street signs. Guess he doesn’t know the meaning of “Stop.”

One teen boy became Twitter famous when he tweeted himself doin’ it with a hot pocket.

And before that, there was a tweet with a very sexy box of Pop-Tarts.

A Romanian man decided to stick his member in a live carp

One man on Reddit confessed to doing it with a spicy jar of hot dog relish. He wanted to use peanut butter, but they were out. He quickly learned that some relishes are spicy.

A man named Martin Gregory got arrested for watching loud adult films in public and for having “vigorous sex” with a mattress.

A drunk man was caught humping his Land Rover. At least he wasn’t drunk driving.

A man in Sweden was caught on surveillance cameras having sex with his bicycle. We honestly have no idea what went where.

Another man on Reddit confessed to fornicating with some uncooked pizza dough. Mamma mia!

A man laid himself across a picnic table and found the umbrella hole—we think you can guess what happened next…

A man was found stuck to a park bench, because he was making love to it. Both him and the bench had to be removed and taken to the hospital.

A man on amphetamines, who was picked up by paramedics, tried to fornicate with the ambulance.

A woman who claims to be married to the Berlin Wall decided to consummate the marriage.

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